Funny because it is true!

[beforewisdom]

[israel]

Im offended and i find this vegan

I do want to say about the honey - there are a few taht said its real honey

But most interpertations from rabies say that it was meant fruit honey - like sweet palm fruit

and i read the explantions and it is much more logical that they meant sweet fruits and not honey from bees

even the milk has other good explantions like it means actually white wine - but there is a big chance that its actually milk - i didnt read this in a vegan website or something like that

but about the honey its 90% they talk about fruit honey

[mabli]

I think its really funny and Im going to repost it

[israel]

I meant to say

Im offensive and i find this vegan !



(its an internt joke - i wasnt serious)

[mabli]

oh i thought you were probably joking... its funny anyway

[soniczip]

i phoned god to ask for an explanation, but the answering machine was on.

[Konstantin]

At that stage God could have been referring to soya milk because it was before the legislation that made us refer to it as 'soya drink' or 'soya alternative to milk'. We've got him on the honey though.

i phoned god to ask for an explanation, but the answering machine was on.

[beforewisdom]

and i read the explanations and it is much more logical that they meant sweet fruits and not honey from bees

even the milk has other good explanations like it means actually white wine - but there is a big chance that its actually milk - i didn't read this in a vegan website or something like that

That is actually interesting. I can remember being a child, hearing that phrase and thinking what an odd combination. It makes much more sense to say "Hey, lets hike across the desert because there will be ["wine and fruit" | "milk and fruit"] waiting for us when we get there.

I think it is past time to retire the King James translation. My suspicion is that hasn't happened, in part, because modern translations wouldn't generate political outcry in many passages on many issues....and.....people just like the drama of the "thous" and "shalts".

[skoptic]

absolutely brilliant!!! love it

[israel]

Its like in hebrew horn and glow is writen the same ,
and in the bible it is writen that once mosses got the Ten Commandments he glowed, and it was badly translated in to latin in the past as once mosses got the Ten Commandments his head horned - and that is why there are some images of him with horns on his head

[roper]

Great!!!!
It would make a good T-shirt.