Fitness tips from the Israel Defense Forces

[kallefs]

he claimed ........... most important function was as a weapon against your enemies

This could be used to describe most things. Grass, sand, bananas, small dogs etc.

[beforewisdom]

As Monty Python taught us, the British are experts at defending themselves against fresh fruit.

[baldy]

As Monty Python taught us, the British are experts at defending themselves against fresh fruit.

[thestoatyone]

Whereas the Israeli army...