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bloody salad

Postby soniczip » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:38 pm

very simple recipe:

- use whatever ingredients you like

- injure yourself well enough to make it necessery to walk with crutches
- prepare your salad standing on your sound leg
- cut the ingredients in precarious equilibrium
- clumsily deep cut one of your fingers, or more if you prfer, and spill blood
- don't give a fuck and mix it all

- serve and eat
i'm focusing on some kind of stuff
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Re: bloody salad

Postby Catt Queen » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:54 pm

Hope you've not hurt yourself badly!
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Re: bloody salad

Postby Konstantin » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:59 am

Ough and urgh!
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Re: bloody salad

Postby tal » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:05 am

Blood is high in iron, so it's not all bad ;)
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Re: bloody salad

Postby britdoc » Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:06 am

Thank god I don't have any communicable diseases, because everyone I have ever cooked for would have too. I constantly have multiple little nicks and cuts on my digits. And when I got a mandolin slicer, instead of an improvement in this, forget it - my index fingers are always slightly shorter than previously...
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Re: bloody salad

Postby bigfootmarty » Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:13 pm

Fun aside- I recently broke a leg and had screws/plate inserted so i have been 1 legging in kitchen......

great core work maintaing balance and hopping around chopping, blending

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