You need to install the "Kitten Block" addon for Firefox.
Then if you accidentally follow a link to the Daily Mail website, it gets replaced with nice pictures of tea and kittens.
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thestoatyone wrote:While we at this, and as much as I agree with the kicking teh Daily Heil is getting can we not link to their site? It will increase their advertising ratings and hence profitability and just serve to keep their hacks in Liebfraumilch and commemorative plates of Princess Dianna...
By day, he is a mild-mannered father-of-one who works in publishing but woe betide a miscreant who meets Martin Faulks by night. Like every young boy, he used to dream of being a superhero and fighting crime on the streets. And today he does exactly that after fulfilling his childhood ambition of becoming a real-life ninja, complete with a black mask...
...Two Norfolk ninjas would arrive at his house early in the morning to train, teaching him to fight, hide, see in the dark and listen by stealth...
His ninja activities are strictly for outside because his wife has banned him from using his skills at home. 'My wife doesn’t really appreciate me creeping in and materialising beside her when she hasn’t heard the door unlock or the stairs creak or anyone in the room,' he said.
He claims his stalking skills are so honed that he can creep up quietly and touch a deer - although he admits he used to do the same with foxes until one bit him.


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