Surfing the great Pranic wave ...

[The Duke]

My name is The Duke and today I stopped eating and started living on light.

I am so happy.

I am on another level from the rest of you "Eaters".

[xJimx]

So you won't be wanting to share any of my Indian take-away this evening then?

[Gelert]

Have a quick snack

[Big Good Wolf]

If you've got any food left over you no longer want, I'll have it.

[xrodolfox]

^I need it more! Give me the food.

[The Duke]

Oh I'm sorry folksies.

I have no food left.

During my first Pranic meditation I entered a visionary, trancelike state from where the real truth of the universe was revealed to me.

While in this trance it became apparent to me that matter was energy and energy was matter. I directed my thoughts to the kitchen cupboard, focussed my will and sublimated all the food into pure energy.

The sufeit of quarks released is now food for you all.

All you have to do is accept my teachings and you will never feel hunger again.

[E-P]

Hey Duke,


Which one you feel like gives you more calories meditation or sun-yoga?

[baldy]

Where do you get your protein from!

On a more serious note, what whiskey should we serve at your wake?

[Gelert]

Dear Duke,

How are you coping with having to conserve your Inner Energy by not induging in wanton ejaculation?

Does this impinge significantly on your daily routine?

Yours,

Confused, of Caernarvonshire.

[Talyn]

last supper



it was nice knowing you, dear chap

[The Duke]

Hey Duke,


Which one you feel like gives you more calories meditation or sun-yoga?

Oh definately Sun-yoga whilst meditating.

[The Duke]

Where do you get your protein from!

Oh, from some Sea Men that you introduced me to.

On a more serious note, what whiskey should we serve at your wake?

Easy. Sublimated Lagavulin.

[The Duke]

How are you coping with having to conserve your Inner Energy by not induging in wanton ejaculation?
.

My ejaculate is between me and Baldy.

Does this impinge significantly on your daily routine?

.

Sea above?

Confused,

Yes I know you are dear. These days it is perfectly acceptable to be confused (read "gay").

[The Duke]

last supper



it was nice knowing you, dear chap

My, what a big bowl you have.

Perhaps we should share?

[Gelert]

Confused,

Yes I know you are dear. These days it is perfectly acceptable to be confused (read "gay").

Who said anything about feeling confused?

Dear Duke,

I feel I must write to you again to express my deep-seated concern at your recent conversion to breatharianism.

I fear that this means that your frequent trips to the rareified atmospheres of the Himalaya will amount to little more than anorexia.

Yours,

Confused, of Clackmannanshire.