[quote]unless we have angered the vegan police by not moving on to a diet based solely on quinoa by now.
Clem don't tell the vegan police where I live! I am a marked woman on their list for major felony
. Here is the Charge Sheet:
fondness for Fry's vegan sausages and even *gasp* Grassington's fake steak, and those fake turkey sandwich slices.
insistence on chocolate covered sesame snaps, white toast, crumpets with marmite, hobnob biscuits, veggie-bear sweets that are 100% Sugar, and real coffee so strong it takes the roof off your mouth
uses a microwave oven
"she was my better half and I was just a dog"
"I don't have a drinking problem except when I can't get a drink"
"No, the moon ain't romantic, it's intimidating as hell
And some guy's trying to sell me a watch"
-- Tom Waits Bad Liver and a Broken Heart