in my Mysticism I am determined to become one of the Flock as xkillerx's Prayer is absolutely bloody hilarious and maketh me much mirth.
In the name of the Smoothie, the Pie and the Holy Falafel.
And our credo shall be
We believe we've only got one brain
and we will think for ourselves
and use it
because if you don't use it you lose it
and fail natural selection and end up dead.
Unfortunately us mystics are stubborn and difficult sods who don't like to fit in to anything.
So instead of the Vegan Fitness Shaker, I will raise my Espresso Cup containing rocket fuel strength Ristretto in hope of Visions half as splendid as those of our horny pastor the Right Vegan xkillerx , naughty be his name.
Either that or full on hyperactivity caused by too much coffee
"she was my better half and I was just a dog"
"I don't have a drinking problem except when I can't get a drink"
"No, the moon ain't romantic, it's intimidating as hell
And some guy's trying to sell me a watch"
-- Tom Waits Bad Liver and a Broken Heart