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Postby Konstantin » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:47 pm

Remember Xkillerx, I was going to ordain you as a Cardinal in the Vegan Supremacist Church.

And Gelert, can you seriously suggest anything more relevant to decide your life path that Xkillerx's visions?

Eh? Eh? Got you there, innit?
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Postby Clem Snide » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:59 pm

[quote="XkillerX"]and finally i wisheth that the flock stop being miserable vegan bastards and actually go out and have some fun!


I will make this commandment the centre of my faith.
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Postby emm7 » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:01 pm

in my Mysticism I am determined to become one of the Flock as xkillerx's Prayer is absolutely bloody hilarious and maketh me much mirth.

In the name of the Smoothie, the Pie and the Holy Falafel.

And our credo shall be
We believe we've only got one brain
and we will think for ourselves
and use it
because if you don't use it you lose it
and fail natural selection and end up dead.
Sooner.


Unfortunately us mystics are stubborn and difficult sods who don't like to fit in to anything.
So instead of the Vegan Fitness Shaker, I will raise my Espresso Cup containing rocket fuel strength Ristretto in hope of Visions half as splendid as those of our horny pastor the Right Vegan xkillerx , naughty be his name.

Either that or full on hyperactivity caused by too much coffee :wink:
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Bon Appetit!
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Postby emm7 » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:02 pm

[quote="Clem Snide"][quote="XkillerX"]and finally i wisheth that the flock stop being miserable vegan bastards and actually go out and have some fun!


I will make this commandment the centre of my faith.


yes I think we should also chant "FUN is good, SAD is bad" as xkillerx treads upon the holy grounds.
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Postby Gelert » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:55 pm

[quote="Papaya"]
And Gelert, can you seriously suggest anything more relevant to decide your life path that Xkillerx's visions?

Eh? Eh? Got you there, innit?



Er, will my visions not do? For me at least?

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Postby emm7 » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:59 pm

[quote="Gelert"][quote="Papaya"]
And Gelert, can you seriously suggest anything more relevant to decide your life path that Xkillerx's visions?

Eh? Eh? Got you there, innit?



Er, will my visions not do? For me at least?

.


spell out your Visions Gelert and they shall form part of xkillerx's Scroll of Visions.
Just remember though you can't rub out ink on papyrus :wink: so no editing! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tell us, what didst thou see.
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Postby VeganGraham » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:32 am

Vegan. Even I can do it. It can't be that hard.
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Postby Gelert » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:03 pm

[quote="emm7"][quote="Gelert"][quote="Papaya"]
And Gelert, can you seriously suggest anything more relevant to decide your life path that Xkillerx's visions?

Eh? Eh? Got you there, innit?



Er, will my visions not do? For me at least?

.


spell out your Visions Gelert and they shall form part of xkillerx's Scroll of Visions.
Just remember though you can't rub out ink on papyrus :wink: so no editing! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tell us, what didst thou see.


Here's one. It's a news story in Nature this morning about the licence for neuropsychology experiments on macaque monkeys at the University of Bremen being revoked:

[quote="Nature"]On 15 October, ****** was officially informed by the senate of health — the local authority in charge of approving animal experiments — that his licence will not be renewed. Referring to "changed societal values", the authority argued that the experiments were "ethically unjustified"


Amen.
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Postby emm7 » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:36 pm

three shouts of hurrah and hallelujah to that :D :D :D
"she was my better half and I was just a dog"
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Postby XkillerX » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:40 pm

halleluyah, brothers and sisters!

now let us praise the spirit of donald watson and help spread a positive vibe accross this universe!
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Postby xbojanx » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:01 am

[quote="XkillerX"]
thy pastor is not a pastor, he's just a crazy, horny maniac.


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Postby xbojanx » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:05 am

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Postby emm7 » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:02 am

[quote="xbojanx"]Image


the blond guy on the far left looks surprisingly like xkillerx
:lol:
looks like he's asking whether the food's vegan.
let's hope it's falafel in pitta bread!
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Postby Konstantin » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:10 am

He ain't blond, he's got no hair! You can see the little lego bobble it snaps onto (which Xkillerx may have, I dunno).
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Postby Tourterelle » Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:14 pm

Very cute! Don't see any wine on the table however. . .
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