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Mr Dr Rot needs my help

Postby JohnBarleycorn » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:37 pm

Received this email. It seems legitimate, and Dr Rot seems like a very genuine guy. He desires my humble assistance, and I think I would like to help him. I like that he asks after my family too. Its like he knows me !



CEO/Manager, Date:18/01/2012

How are you and your family? I hope this letter finds you good.
Well I intended to established and come to operate a very viable business
as a means of investment in your country. But I do not know how this is done
in your home town, so I will need your help in this regard.
My preference is any good profit yielding business and I would appreciate any
viable ideas you could come up with, Though I will also need you to help me look
for properties like homes and lands for sale as I am proposing to invest in your
country the sum of Thirty Million United States Dollars ($30,000,000.00 USD) for this operation.
However I do not know if you can be able to be of help to me ?
My need for this business proposition and to acquire these properties is
very urgent as I am planning to reallocate out of this country with my family down to
your country. I want you to also help in finding a good home where my family and
I will live. Please I expect your good and prompt reply so that we can
proceed swiftly.
For Further information/better clarification,contact me on my personal
email address (darj@datafull.com) and I will need your phone number for easier communication.
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance.

Best Regards,
Mr.Dr Rot


Anybody got any views ?

What could possibly go wrong ? :shock:
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Re: Mr Dr Rot needs my help

Postby Gastroplodder » Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:42 am

I'd thank him kindly for his offer but explain he's missed the boat somewhat - here in the UK the Rot set in a while back :roll:
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Re: Mr Dr Rot needs my help

Postby rattus » Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:43 am

30 million just doesn't seem enough to make it worth your while.
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Re: Mr Dr Rot needs my help

Postby Konstantin » Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:32 am

You lucky bastard.
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Re: Mr Dr Rot needs my help

Postby Catt Queen » Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:38 am

Isn't there a website somewhere for people who play along with these morons to wind them up?
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Re: Mr Dr Rot needs my help

Postby JohnBarleycorn » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:29 am

Konstantin wrote:You lucky bastard.


I know ! Chances like this don't come along everyday of the week.

I consider it to be good karma, as payback for the nastiness of the last few years.

Obviously I'll share it all out when I get my cheque.
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I'm the man they couldn't kill ! I cannot be destroyed with conventional weapons !

And probably the former fastest British Vegan 10, 25 and 50 mile TT rider. Probably.
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Re: Mr Dr Rot needs my help

Postby JohnBarleycorn » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:31 am

rattus wrote:30 million just doesn't seem enough to make it worth your while.


Times is hard.

I'll take whatever I can get. It'll keep me ticking over for a year or two.
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Re: Mr Dr Rot needs my help

Postby thestoatyone » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:33 pm

Catt Queen wrote:Isn't there a website somewhere for people who play along with these morons to wind them up?


Yep
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