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The Tories are coming to get me

Postby Konstantin » Fri May 27, 2011 9:44 am

I rent an office in a block of three. One of the others is occupied by a charity for disadvantaged adults, the last one has been empty.

Now the local Conservative party have started moving in today.

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Re: The Tories are coming to get me

Postby JP » Fri May 27, 2011 10:00 am

big society.
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Re: The Tories are coming to get me

Postby Hiking Fox » Fri May 27, 2011 10:44 am

Tory infestations are almost as difficult to remove as mildew unless you nip them in the bud before they get established. Try:

* Sneak into the office and sow mustard and cress seeds in the carpet tiles in the shape of the word, "CUNTS" and water liberally.

* Pull the bogroll down, write, "STOP THE CUTS" on every fifth or sixth sheet, then carefully re-spool.

* Make paper aeroplanes out of pages of the Morning Star and chuck 'em through their window every time they open it for a bit of fresh air.

* Dress up as a fox and knock on their door. When they open it, just stand there in silence for a moment, shake your head and walk away. Repeat 10-12 times a day.

* Try very strong bleach, mixed with shaving foam.
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Re: The Tories are coming to get me

Postby Konstantin » Fri May 27, 2011 12:17 pm

Lol!

HF you've obviously thought about this is some detail. I'm thinking about being practical and putting up a sign to announce their presence and then offering three stones for 50p.
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Re: The Tories are coming to get me

Postby Clem Snide » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:28 pm

Hiking Fox wrote:* Dress up as a fox and knock on their door. When they open it, just stand there in silence for a moment, shake your head and walk away. Repeat 10-12 times a day.



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Re: The Tories are coming to get me

Postby Bounce » Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:30 pm

Wallpaper their office with copies of the Socialist Worker when they're out.
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Re: The Tories are coming to get me

Postby Hiking Fox » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:02 am

Or Festival Eye magazine.
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