laf speaking of that I have a joke that I'm sure will get me in a lot of trouble, so I'm gonna post it anyway...
--- WORLD CUP JOKE ---
England vs. Brazil
The Brazilian players were in the dressing room, gearing up for the game.
Ronaldinho looks around, and notices that all his team-mates are looking quite glum.
"Hey guys, what's wrong?" he says.. a teammate replies "We know it's a big game, a big stage, but it's England... they are just sh*te, and we can't be bothered"
Ronaldinho then says, "Don't worry lads, I'll take care of England, you guys go to the pub and enjoy yourselves"
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself. Whilst the rest of the team heads off for a few jars.
The team coaxes the landlord to switch it over to the game, and they see the score.. Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10) - England 0
"Wow! They say, he's beating England all by himself!"
A few pints later and they forget about the game for a while.. then one of them says it must be about full time now, and they check the score again..
Brazil 1 - England 1 (Lampard 89)
The team are amazed.. Ronaldinho drew vs England! The team rushes back to the stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho on his massive effort.
They find Ronaldinho in the locker rooms, head in his hands looking dejected.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, I let all of you down!" he says
"Are you kidding?" they say.. "You played the whole team and you drew! That's incredible!"
"No! No! I really am sorry", Ronaldinho replies, "I was sent off after 12 minutes".