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Postby sosso » Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:05 am

Enjoy

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Oc655_-0I[/youtube]
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Re: Crossfail

Postby hoffmeister » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:50 pm

"You're ruining Crossfit!" Ha ha!

I don't think all the parts were that stupid though, some I guess were progressions and some plain bad technique that crossfit as a whole can't be responsible for.
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Re: Crossfail

Postby fredrikw » Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:08 pm

That three part series was quite funny.

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Re: Crossfail

Postby offense74 » Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:16 pm

Terrific stuff.
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Re: Crossfail

Postby mabli » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:16 pm

made me laugh :lol:
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Re: Crossfail

Postby ninearms » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:37 pm

Luckily natural selection was a way of dealing with this nonsense: SLAP tears, Rhabdomyolysis, Achilles tendon ruptures.

JUST SAY NO TO CROSSFIT.
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Re: Crossfail

Postby gabrielxxx » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:40 am

And what the hell is that song? Must be the weirdest portuguese I ever heard.
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Re: Crossfail

Postby JP » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:27 am

i loved that deadlift attempt, i wish i had guts like that :D
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Re: Crossfail

Postby sergio » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:58 pm

1'49'' :____)

Must admit the guy is an avant-garde genius.
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Re: Crossfail

Postby sergio » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:05 pm

Vol. 4 is even better: creepy guys shooting weapons and some nerd with a gasmask.
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Re: Crossfail

Postby baldy » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:23 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6qZUQu4jIM[/youtube]
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Re: Crossfail

Postby Goob » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:22 pm

I live by one of those crossfit places and they really do all that ridiculous nonsense, even wearing a gas mask. Lots of people locally limping around with the crossfit T-shirt and arm sling, knee brace, crutches...
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Re: Crossfail

Postby Lordmuppet » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:14 pm

the masks seem to make sense to me actually. Assuming they do the same as this http://trainingmask.com/pages/About.html
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Re: Crossfail

Postby Webb » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:29 am

I don't think the solar plexus hitting part is a fail, training that definitely helps taking a body shot.
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Re: Crossfail

Postby Goob » Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:08 pm

[quote="Lordmuppet"]the masks seem to make sense to me actually. Assuming they do the same as this http://trainingmask.com/pages/About.html


Don't encourage them! They are a bunch of idiots and deserve to be laughed at :P

Seriously though, they wear masks like those because they are pretending to be "elite athletes." The link you posted even says those masks are for training like an elite athlete, they know their market. Crossfit people can't be elite athlete's because they don't train to get better at anything, they train to get more at everything.

Like most cults, parts of it might make sense om their own, but you have to look at the whole picture to realize what's really going on.
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