bloody salad

[soniczip]

very simple recipe:

- use whatever ingredients you like

procedure:
- injure yourself well enough to make it necessery to walk with crutches
- prepare your salad standing on your sound leg
- cut the ingredients in precarious equilibrium
- clumsily deep cut one of your fingers, or more if you prfer, and spill blood
- don't give a fuck and mix it all

- serve and eat

[Catt Queen]

Hope you've not hurt yourself badly!

[Konstantin]

Ough and urgh!

[Talyn]

Blood is high in iron, so it's not all bad

[britdoc]

Thank god I don't have any communicable diseases, because everyone I have ever cooked for would have too. I constantly have multiple little nicks and cuts on my digits. And when I got a mandolin slicer, instead of an improvement in this, forget it - my index fingers are always slightly shorter than previously...

[bigfootmarty]

Fun aside- I recently broke a leg and had screws/plate inserted so i have been 1 legging in kitchen......

great core work maintaing balance and hopping around chopping, blending