even though i'm all in a happy cheerful mood recently which shall hopefully soon diminish so that i can get back to my trademark finger-in-the-air attitude you have all grown to love and hate i feel the need to take a dump on what used to be the best hospital tv show, evaarrr, RUGHEAD M.D.
oh wait, i ment House MD, but since he's wearing a rug on his head nowadays it's quite difficult to maintain focus.
for all the people pining for spoilers, let me remind you that season 4 started as a fantastic rollercoaster that kept stalling by the time it came to the "grand finale" only to provide a touchy-feely fiasco which you can probably get by watching one episode of ER, Schwarzwald clinic, Grey's anatomy, or whatever shitfest were/are aired (not so) lately.
season 5 starts horribly, and does not improve at all as the episodes rack up. it's like the body of the grand finale of season 4 got exhumed and is picked at with a ten foot pole hoping that the constant induced twitching of the corpse will create an optical illusion that can be passed on to the mass brainwashing media.
house is not a bastard at all anymore, he's just pathetic, which used to be the main adverb used to describe wilson, who is even worse than that now, and the pathetic - disgusting trend just happened to all of the characters.
except for the new guy, who's so surprisingly great that he actually gets people through to the next episode by his charismatic presence alone.
do pay attention: if you get by to the next episode of house md thanks to the comedy sidekick, it's time to put the old beast to rest and get hugh laurie to the next place where he will truly shine again.
or maybe it's all because he's possesed by satan who materialized in the form of a dead rat on the top of his fucking skull.
Next time, I'll spend the money on drugs instead.