The official 'The Duke' v 'Ha' Songfight

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The official 'The Duke' v 'Ha' Songfight

Postby Muay Jin » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:24 am

The challenger is The Duke... he will start first if he sees fit.
There is no try, only do.
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Postby Gelert » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:31 am

fight!fight!fight!fight!

(sorry I left. I saw the errors of my ways and have returned humbly)
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Postby The Duke » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:21 am

Ha can write I can't deny
But the only place for fruit's in a pie
Four K of fruit just made me shit
Just dumped enough to fill a pit
Free the Guinea Pigs.
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Postby Big Good Wolf » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:35 am

Does anyone mind if I join in ?
Not that it matters if you do, I'm going to anyway. :P

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Is the one I like most
Bread that's cooked twice
Is bread that's twice as nice
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Postby puppydog » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:54 am

i hope you two bring it stronger than that in the 2nd round.
Arf! Arf! Grrrr! Arf!
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Postby runrevolt » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:56 am

no kidding, i thought these were "songs", not haikus. ha will weigh in with one of his monologues very soon i'm sure.
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Postby ha » Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:45 pm

what is this mess?
cooked vf crew trying to lyrically impress?
lets keep it on one thread
ie save electricity and ha's head.

fruit pie diss'n from the duke.
digestive combo that made me puke.
not much better from the wolf thats big and bad.
dude, my nan raps cleaner. ya big, bad n sad!


anyone is welcome in this gang fight.
please step up and feel ha's might.
with you's i clean the bakery floor
cos nothin' cooked passes my jaw.
pick you's up by the scruff, and out the door.
dont say im too ruff, cos ya gonna get more!
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y - youtube.com/durianriders
f - facebook.com/durianrider
t - twitter.com/durianryder
b - durianrider.org
w - 30bananasaday.com

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Postby buzz » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:07 pm

:lol: Unbeatable!

Duke and Wolf = Image
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Postby The Duke » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:29 pm

But you see my "pie" is natural law.
It's a metre across; and round? Three point one four!
Free the Guinea Pigs.
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Postby Gelert » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:11 pm

not so "owned" now as before.

Carry on.
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Postby puppydog » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:42 pm

well i have to join the fun

peeps down under got it mixed up
makin blunders, eatin raw sup'
preachin bout canned food to the choir,
even prehistoric man had fire

dubious science about phyto-enzymes
makin raw-man buss out whack rhymes.
talkin crap about corporate greed
but how many hungry mouths you feed?

speakin of shit, you must be movin
tonnes of it, your colon's boomin!
but even more fecal is your breakfast
fifteen mangos: diabetic arrest!

pale raw foodists, lets be real:
y'all got a durian's sex appeal
Arf! Arf! Grrrr! Arf!
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Postby runrevolt » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:49 pm

and finally we have a legitimate contender!
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Postby bronco » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:01 pm

buzz wrote::lol: Unbeatable!

Duke and Wolf = Image

I have to agree :D !
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