Fun responses for vegans

[newvegan]

20 years ago when asked why I let my cat eat meat, I replied "cos it's too dumb to know any better".

It made my girlfriend smile anyway.

[soniczip]

"Where do you get ____ from?"

I eat my own toenails.

i'll use it

[soniczip]

G'day all. I hope this isn't too extreme, but I often say "I was tripping on acid in the Indian Himalaya when this multi coloured cow approached me and gave me a full lecture on the evils of eating meat." Then I change the subject with "How about that traffic, eh?"

ho ho ho ho ho that's nice as well

[soniczip]

because i'm ufo robot grendizer

[MuayThaiSoldja]

Because, I don't eat my friends!! or Friends don't let friends eat meat...

[tikimate]

its to far back to quote but the one about not being against racism and not especially loving black people is hilarious.

A good response to any question is the same response i used when i was 6...i would just mimic the quesion
where do you get your protien?
-where do you get YOUR protien?

and above all.. do inform people let them know, let them stop eating meat because you informed them.

-tikimate-

[scaught]

"what do you eat?"

(i usually say something like) there's about 6 things i don't eat. it's not a big deal.

[Rickracer]

"Where do you get ____ from?"

I eat my own toenails.

That wouldn't be vegan though, would it? Human toenails are not of vegetable origin.
I'm new at this, so I tell them I'm trying something new, for my health. They always ask how I like it or how I'm doing with it, and so far, I've lost a bit of weight, (which I had hoped for), and gained a bit of energy, (also hoped for). My main motivation for trying veganism is that my chiropractor told me how harmfull some dairy products are or can be, and I had been consuming over half a gallon of milk a day for over 20 years. I figured , in for a penny, in for a pound. Only one slip up so far, I was doing some work for my old boss on his Model a roadster at his barn, and trying to be supportive, he brought me a salad, but it had chicken, bacon bits, and cheese. I just dug out all the chicken, and pretty much all the cheese and bacon bits and he gave them to the dog. Aside from that, it's going great.

[bruncle]

"It's not me, it's the alien super lizard controlling my body"

[xbojanx]

Why are U vegan?

I do not eat anything that farts.


(acctually, I simplified it from www.veganfeaks.org, which goes like:
we don't eat nothin' that farts. or anything with a face. or anything from anything that farts or has a face. Basically, vegans avoid animal products to the greatest extent possible, with the overall goal of reducing suffering and increasing compassion. No eggs, meat, dairy, honey, wool, leather, etc. This sounds onerous, but trust us, it isn't. Why kill to eat when you don't have to?)

[chloe]

haha these are all brilliant.
Its almost sad that i dont get asked so often anymore.
I especially like the,....well theres over 6000 edible plants,..limiting i know...

[fgabriel09]

"Where do you get ____ from?"


I eat my own toenails.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[urbangardener]

Because animals produce milk to feed their babies
- and I'm an adult
- and I'm not growing at the rate of a calf...

[erske]

I like to say ''because it´s cool!'' that usualy anoye the crap out of those who consider veganism to be just a youth-trend-phase that will pass...

[Scott]

Q. Why don't you eat animal products/meat?
A. Why not? (yeah, just get them to explain)

Q. Where do you get _____ from?
A. I don't know, where do I get it from?

Q. What about Vitamin ____?
A. What about it?

Q. Where do you get _____ from?
A. Where do you get it from?
A. From meat.
Q. Where does your meat get it from?

Q. Why are you vegan?
A. I'm not actually vegan, that's just an ignorant term for 'natural human'.

Q. (any question regarding strength or athletics etc.)
A. Hm, that's funny. Why is it then that I'm stronger and faster than you are?