nosey neighbors

[PaHulkster]

I was doing my bokken work in my yard today. After about an hour or so I noticed my elderly neighbor standing on her porch staring at me. It was somewhat annoying, but she went back into the house when she noticed I saw her. So about ten minutes later I'm doing bridges on my deck and she calls me an asshole. Normally I'm a pretty nice guy, but this was uncalled for. I flexed at her and just yelled until she went away. My workout tomorrow should be extra fun.

[Mary]

You could report her to the police if she keeps it up, as a peeping tom. Alternatively ask her if she cannot afford a television. She will be making up all sorts of stupid stories in her head about what you are up to - probably because she has nothing better to do.

Stupid woman.

Can you tell that I am also afflicted with a nosey neighbour? Our neighbours have it in for the animals. On the other hand, they have the erroneous view that I am some sort of a grand dan martial artist, so they don't mess with me. Which just shows how ignorant they are, if they can see the state of my katas in the garden, and think I know what I am doing! Whether it is the karate or tai chi, I have over heard the bloke who deals drugs next door telling his cronies not to mess with me, because I do Kung Fu. (I wish!)

[PaHulkster]

Maybe she thought I was showing her my crotch when I was doing bridges. It's the most elevated part of my body during the exercise. It's probably not the best view for her. Haha. Next time I'll face the other direction.

[Mary]

Maybe she hoped. Dirty minds, eh?

[funfetus]

Maybe she thought I was showing her my crotch when I was doing bridges. It's the most elevated part of my body during the exercise. It's probably not the best view for her. Haha. Next time I'll face the other direction.

Thanks for the funniest mental image I'll probably have all day. Thrusting crotches at old ladies...awesome...